Crackhead Wildebeest Linda Blank, 48, brazenly tried to eat crack cocaine in front of drug agents when they arrested her

I am a Negro Wildebeest welfare Breeder.... I can not do nothing wrong!

A colored woman with a shaky and checkered past who was wanted for theft tried to eat and swallow crack cocaine while being arrested by officers.

Linda Blank, 48, was stopped by detectives on Cleveland Street near Dewey Avenue in Douglas, Georgia.

Following her arrest she provided a striking mug shot, in which she looks somewhat dazed and confused.

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