An employee of the 159th Street sex shop reportedly tipped the law to a man walking around the store with a vibrator stuffed down his pants. The cops arrived just in time to find 44-year-old Christopher Hucko leaving Lover’s Lane “with a large bulge in his pants,” police said.
An officer asked Hucko what he had there in his pants, and what the Harvey man told him may have been unspeakable, as the cops blacked it out of their police report.
Hucko did confide “that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked me if I wanted to see it,” an officer said, according to the report, which did not mention if the officer took him up on the offer.
The officer “searched the front of (Hucko’s) pants and under his boxers was a pink ‘G-Spot Delight’ vibrator, which I then removed,” the report said. “I asked Christopher how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea.”
The G-Spot Delight retails for $48, police said.
Hucko was arrested and locked up at the police station.
“While in the cell, Christopher stripped completely naked and would not put his clothes back on,” police said. He reportedly agreed to speak to officers without a lawyer present but merely “proceeded to make comments about his political views and derogatory comments about President Obama.”
When he was asked to sign a form, police said, Hucko put “his name as ‘Obama is a criminal.’”
Hucko, who was also allegedly holding marijuana and a pot pipe, was charged with retail theft, possession of cannabis and possession of drug paraphernalia.
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