Poor Old Bust Out Colored Criminal Who Can't Catch A Break - Che Hearn, 25, had his get-away-car repossessed while stealing from Wal-Mart

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A Section 8 Government Assisted Welfare Living Zion Negro was arrested Tuesday and charged with retail theft after his would-be getaway car was repossessed while he was allegedly trying to steal electronics in a Wal-Mart store, according to Round Lake Beach police.

Che Hearn, 25, faces one count of misdemeanor retail theft involving merchandise valued at less than $300, according to Lake County Circuit Court records. He is scheduled for arraignment Sept. 1.

According to Michael Scott, deputy chief of Round Lake Beach police, officers responded at about 3 p.m. Tuesday to a report of a retail theft at the Wal-Mart store located at 2680 N. Route 83.

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