What's the difference between a gay sailor and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out - Two U.S. Sailors, Samuel Bland, 22, of Norfolk, and Alex Ronne, 23, of Torrance, California, one of them naked, break into a bank and poops all over the floor!

Two sailors. One naked. One passed out. Feces on the floor.

No, this is not a set up for a joke — the reality in this case may be far more hilarious than any punchline.

The scene above is what police allegedly found while responding to a break-in at a bank in Norfolk, Virginia.

While a quick Google search reveals loads of moronic, half-baked plans to rob banks, this one might be the king.

Here’s what went down, according to local ABC affiliate 13 News Now:

Samuel Bland, 22, of Norfolk, and Alex Ronne, 23, of Torrance, California, allegedly broke into Heritage Bank in Norfolk sometime either late Monday night or early Tuesday evening.

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